A few days back I got an sms claiming they will measure the probablity of my love succeeding.
I with great hope and faith send in mine and my sweetheart's name. For the sms I lost 5rupees.
To my great relief they replied that I am soon marrying my sweetheart. For the reply they deducted 15 bucks. Anyway 20 is not a great sum to lose for love.
But now every week they are sending me an sms saying 'thank u for subscribing' and are charging me 15 bucks. And u know who I am going to marry for this princely sum.....One and only......